Strength equipment, hand-picked for serious
training.
Assassin Goods is a UK-based strength equipment retailer. We curate the gear we'd want in our own gyms (adjustable dumbbells, kettlebells, racks, accessories), chosen for build quality, longevity, and real-world performance rather than spec-sheet promises.
Our team is based in Cumbria and ships across the UK and EU. Whether you're kitting out a home gym, building a serious garage setup, or fitting out a commercial space, we'll help you choose what actually fits your training, your space, and your budget. Questions? Get in touch. We answer every message ourselves.
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I M Patel
Excellent buy
I bought the chrome edition 41.5kg dumbells approximately 3 weeks ago and after putting them through their paces, am extremely satisfied with the build quality and feel of the dumbells.
The dumbells are well balanced and feel smooth when lifting.
Overall I would say that this is a 5 start product.
Heavy-Duty Adjustable Dumbbell Stand V3
MR ROSS M DIXON
Everything that came blew my mind
Everything that came blew my mind with the unbelievable quality and craftsmanship . Highly recommend to anyone.
Stealth All Out Stand V2 [small box]
Joe West
Great engineering
Great engineering. Great product. Stand is a pain in the d*** to assemble without proper spanners.
Black Stock Boxes [BIG]
Anonymous
A Game-Changer for Home Kettlebell Training
I purchased the 16–24kg kettlebells immediately after buying the 8–16kg set, as I was very impressed with the build quality and how smoothly the weight changes work with minimal rattling. My only advice is to be cautious when adjusting the weights, pause briefly to allow the internal mechanism to properly secure the plates. A quick shake beforehand also helps ensure everything is locked in place before use.
Overall, I’m very impressed and have started gradually incorporating kettlebells into my training routine. They feel excellent in the hand, and I’m steadily building up my strength. It will take some time before I’m fully comfortable using the 24kg bells. I’m also looking forward to the potential release of 24–32kg kettlebells to expand my collection.
Stealth Adjustable Kettlebells
MR ROSS M DIXON
Doesn't get much more heavy-duty then this stand
Doesn't get much more heavy-duty then this stand , so strong and sturdy . Looks it could hold alot more weight .
Deliberated for a long time over which set to get - these are great, easy to put together, no clattering during use and easy to adjust. Job done properly, no complaints.
We loved this place
Tanvi is the best Airbnb host we’ve ever had
We loved this place
Tanvi is the best Airbnb host we’ve ever had, even offering to do shopping for us !
Perfect place for our trip to Canary Wharf for a celebratory lunch
Thanks so much
