About Assassin Goods
Assassin Goods is a UK-based strength equipment retailer. We curate the gear we'd want in our own gyms (adjustable dumbbells, kettlebells, racks, accessories), chosen for build quality, longevity, and real-world performance rather than spec-sheet promises.
Our team is based in Cumbria and ships across the UK and EU. Whether you're kitting out a home gym, building a serious garage setup, or fitting out a commercial space, we'll help you choose what actually fits your training, your space, and your budget. Questions? Get in touch. We answer every message ourselves.
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Assassin Goods Ltd supply premium Olympic lifting, CrossFit, and strength equipment for home gyms and commercial facilities across the UK and Europe.
📍 Unit 3A Myers Ln, Penrith CA11 9DP
📞 Tel: 07478 834034
Spend £400 or more and we'll email you The Home Fat-Burn Plan (PDF) for free after you check out.
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Excellent, exactly what I wanted
Brilliant product so far. Have only had a week but they meet all my expectations.
Deliberated for a long time over which set to get - these are great, easy to put together, no clattering during use and easy to adjust. Job done properly, no complaints.
We loved this place
Tanvi is the best Airbnb host we’ve ever had, even offering to do shopping for us !
Perfect place for our trip to Canary Wharf for a celebratory lunch
Thanks so much
I bought the chrome edition 41.5kg dumbells approximately 3 weeks ago and after putting them through their paces, am extremely satisfied with the build quality and feel of the dumbells.
The dumbells are well balanced and feel smooth when lifting.
Overall I would say that this is a 5 start product.
Everything that came blew my mind with the unbelievable quality and craftsmanship . Highly recommend to anyone.
Great engineering. Great product. Stand is a pain in the d*** to assemble without proper spanners.
I purchased the 16–24kg kettlebells immediately after buying the 8–16kg set, as I was very impressed with the build quality and how smoothly the weight changes work with minimal rattling. My only advice is to be cautious when adjusting the weights, pause briefly to allow the internal mechanism to properly secure the plates. A quick shake beforehand also helps ensure everything is locked in place before use.
Overall, I’m very impressed and have started gradually incorporating kettlebells into my training routine. They feel excellent in the hand, and I’m steadily building up my strength. It will take some time before I’m fully comfortable using the 24kg bells. I’m also looking forward to the potential release of 24–32kg kettlebells to expand my collection.
Doesn't get much more heavy-duty then this stand , so strong and sturdy . Looks it could hold alot more weight .
