Strength equipment, hand-picked for serious
training.
Assassin Goods is a UK-based strength equipment retailer. We curate the gear we'd want in our own gyms — adjustable dumbbells, kettlebells, racks, accessories — chosen for build quality, longevity, and real-world performance rather than spec-sheet promises.
Our team is based in Cumbria and ships across the UK and EU. Whether you're kitting out a home gym, building a serious garage setup, or fitting out a commercial space, we'll help you choose what actually fits your training, your space, and your budget. Questions? Get in touch — we answer every message ourselves.
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Anonymous
A Game-Changer for Home Kettlebell Training
I purchased the 16–24kg kettlebells immediately after buying the 8–16kg set, as I was very impressed with the build quality and how smoothly the weight changes work with minimal rattling. My only advice is to be cautious when adjusting the weights, pause briefly to allow the internal mechanism to properly secure the plates. A quick shake beforehand also helps ensure everything is locked in place before use.
Overall, I’m very impressed and have started gradually incorporating kettlebells into my training routine. They feel excellent in the hand, and I’m steadily building up my strength. It will take some time before I’m fully comfortable using the 24kg bells. I’m also looking forward to the potential release of 24–32kg kettlebells to expand my collection.
Stealth Adjustable Kettlebells
MR ROSS M DIXON
Doesn't get much more heavy-duty then this stand
Doesn't get much more heavy-duty then this stand , so strong and sturdy . Looks it could hold alot more weight .
Stealth All Out Stand V2 [big box]
MR ROSS M DIXON
I couldn't love them any more than I do
I couldn't love them any more than I do . They look amazing , they are machined so well and they perform incredible . So pleased with them .
Chrome Stock Boxes [BIG]
Mantas Vaivada
Best quality adjustable dumbells
Best quality adjustable dumbells. Believe me. I work out three years at home. These my second dumbells. My first was braingain. They are still good. But assasins are amazing. Fast delivery ant best quality. Don't be greedy, it's worth it.
Assassin Goods
Robert Boulton
exceptional adjustment and great to use.
Only had them a few days but so far they are excellent. Smooth change and really slick. The smooth ends are much better than those I’ve seen with lumps and knobs.
